The Things I Don't Do.
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bb-skunk:

creativity like “yo”,

attention span like “no”.

jaclcfrost:

bare minimum? i thought you meant bear minimum. as in the smallest amount of bears possible. which is why i brought one bear. there’s one bear. aka. the smallest amount of bears possible. i mean this is a problem but at least it’s not like. bear maximum

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On the plus side, even though the power is out, the dorm is so hot that Vanuchi’s tank water is still 80F. So at least he’s comfortable! 

wolfluxury:

bo burnham being a sassy little shit on twitter part 1/5

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

drakefan666:

a set of tags i was never prepared for

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hotbiochemist:

the pain in his eyes

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mropalink:

My pair of Diablo Organics Brass Pujju Weights with Labradorite

reallylameblog:

shut the fuck up Fox News

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staff:

Have a great weekend, Tumblr. 

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rosefire:

gaywitch-practisingabortion:

situationalstudent:

purplespacecats:

professorbutterscotch:

kiskolee:

THIS.

I have never thought about it in this context

that’s actually really, really creepy.

I… fuck.

Yeah, basically.

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.

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